It would be great if we could print fake money when we needed it, but it’s a crime — you’ll go to jail if you get caught. That’s because “counterfeit” money messes up the total amount of money relative to the amount of stuff out there to buy. Plus it just isn’t fair. Somehow, that doesn’t stop people from trying to make fake money. In the craziest story we’ve heard yet, a guy tried to use paper napkins as fake money. Cass Alder bought cute party napkins with $100 Canadian bills printed on them. He cut out each money shape, glued them onto pieces of paper, and even baked them. But when he tried to shop with them, the store clerk could tell the bills were fake. Alder was caught and spent 60 days in jail. It might have been the worst arts and crafts project ever!
Wee ones: What shape is that $100 bill?
Little kids: If you have a real $100 bill and a fake $100 bill, how much money do you look like you have? Bonus: How many more bills do you need to total $400 of real money?
Big kids: If Alder had glued a fake $100, then a fake $50, then a $100, then a $50…what total value would he have after the 7th bill? Bonus: If that pack has 18 napkins and each has $100 printed on it, how much money do they look like altogether?
The sky’s the limit: If Alder printed $100s and $50s, how many ways could he combine those 2 kinds of bills to add up to $750? (Don’t worry about the order, just the number of each kind of bill.)
Answers:
Wee ones: A rectangle.
Little kids: $200. Bonus: 3 more, since you start with just 1 real one.
Big kids: $550, since he’d had $400 in hundreds, plus $150 in fifties. Bonus: $1,800.
The sky’s the limit: There would be 8 ways. He could have 7 $100s and 1 $50, or swap in a couple of $50s for one of the $100s to have just 6 $100s and 3 $50s…by swapping another 2 $50s, he’d have 5 and 5…then 4 and 7, then 3 and 9, then 2 and 11, then 1 and 13, and then finally no $100s and 15 $50s. In short, he can have 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, or 0 $100 bills.

Laura Bilodeau Overdeck is founder and president of Bedtime Math Foundation. Her goal is to make math as playful for kids as it was for her when she was a child. Her mom had Laura baking before she could walk, and her dad had her using power tools at a very unsafe age, measuring lengths, widths and angles in the process. Armed with this early love of numbers, Laura went on to get a BA in astrophysics from Princeton University, and an MBA from the Wharton School of Business; she continues to star-gaze today. Laura’s other interests include her three lively children, chocolate, extreme vehicles, and Lego Mindstorms.